BEAST - Reincarnated on a Dell Inspiron Mini Netbook, up from a old PowerEdge 2500. 

--- Has since been replaced with BEAST2

Also runs Docker, so it can run different distros on the backend.

Screenfetch:

                   ..                    root@BEAST
                 .PLTJ.                  OS: CentOS 
                <><><><>                 Kernel: x86_64 Linux 3.2.40-grsec-dotcloud
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       KKV' 4KKKKK LJ KKKKAL 'VKK        Packages: 479
       V' ' 'VKKKK LJ KKKKV' ' 'V        Shell: zsh 4.3.10
       .4MA.' 'VKK LJ KKV' '.4Mb.        CPU: Intel Atom CPU N455 @ 1.667GHz
     . KKKKKA.' 'V LJ V' '.4KKKKK .      RAM: 944MB / 1991MB
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