From ab038063d3dc1631d6024dffa83bfa5d16aa9bf9 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: appelemac Date: Thu, 19 May 2016 20:49:34 +0200 Subject: [PATCH] wowiejokes --- NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/wowjokes.json | 302 +++++++++++++++++++++++++ 1 file changed, 302 insertions(+) create mode 100644 NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/wowjokes.json diff --git a/NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/wowjokes.json b/NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/wowjokes.json new file mode 100644 index 00000000..464b56d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/wowjokes.json @@ -0,0 +1,302 @@ +[ + { + "Question": "What do you call a gnome priest", + "Answer": "A compact disc" + }, + { + "Question": "Why does the best raiding guild smell so bad?", + "Answer": "because they never wipe" + }, + { + "Question": "Why are boomkins neither overpowered or underpowered?", + "Answer": "Because they're Balanced" + }, + { + "Question": "Who is George of the Jungle's other brother?", + "Answer": "Mark of the Wild." + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call a masturbating Tauren?", + "Answer": "Beef Stroganoff." + }, + { + "Question": "What's a rogue's favourite drink?", + "Answer": "Subtle Tea" + }, + { + "Question": "Classic: What to noobs and Rogues have in common?", + "Answer": "They both pick locks!" + }, + { + "Question": "What did Gul'dan do when he tripped?", + "Answer": "He fel" + }, + { + "Question": "Why didn't the warrior cross the road?", + "Answer": "No Path Available." + }, + { + "Question": "What are the chances we have gotten the last content patch before a new expansion?", + "Answer": "Slim Tanaan" + }, + { + "Question": "A trolls greeting is usually \"Eyy mon\" but what is a goblins?", + "Answer": "\"\"Mon-eyy\"\n\n^^^^^I'm ^^^^^so ^^^^^sorry..." + }, + { + "Question": "What musician is from ICC?", + "Answer": "What musician is from ICC?\n\nAn Arthas formally known as Prince." + }, + { + "Question": "How do you know if someone's been playing since Vanilla?", + "Answer": "Don't worry, they'll tell you" + }, + { + "Question": "What happens when a demon forgets his sunscreen?", + "Answer": "He ends up with a Burning Region" + }, + { + "Question": "Why are raid guilds recruiting rogues for the illidan fight?", + "Answer": "Because they are the only ones that have the required [preparation](http://www.wowhead.com/spell=14185/preparation) " + }, + { + "Question": "How does Naxxramas fly?", + "Answer": "with it's four wings" + }, + { + "Question": "Why is the Cenarion Circle neutral?", + "Answer": "Circles have no sides." + }, + { + "Question": "Why are rogues the best bar tenders?", + "Answer": "Because they always have cheap shots " + }, + { + "Question": "What does Gul'dan like on his hotdogs?", + "Answer": "EVERYTHIIING" + }, + { + "Question": "Why did a Felhunter win the spelling competition?", + "Answer": "Nobody else could Spell Lock." + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call it when Illidan teaches demon hunters in Legion?", + "Answer": "a 'demon-stration\"" + }, + { + "Question": "Why can't Paladins work out at Planet Fitness?", + "Answer": "Because it's a Judgement-free zone. " + }, + { + "Question": "Why didn't the rogue like his dagger upgrade?", + "Answer": "He wasn't a fan of knives." + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call a Gilnean church?", + "Answer": "Worgenized religion" + }, + { + "Question": "Why were night elves chosen to be Azeroth's first astronauts?", + "Answer": "Because they know the moon well." + }, + { + "Question": "Why are gnomes unable to be paladins?", + "Answer": "Because they cannot reach the Light." + }, + { + "Question": "Did you hear about the resto druid who never plays guardian?", + "Answer": "You could say he's all bark, no bite." + }, + { + "Question": "What's a dwarf rogue's favorite car?", + "Answer": "Dodge Ram" + }, + { + "Question": "Why can you only wear 1 shoe in the Emerald nightmare?", + "Answer": "Because they'll steal Ursoc." + }, + { + "Question": "Why is it impossible for a paladin and a rogue to make a baby?", + "Answer": "Because paladins use protection and rogues do it from behind.\n\n\nTaken from Sodapoppin's stream on December 1st. " + }, + { + "Question": "Do you know how Illidan hurt his knee?", + "Answer": "(this one came through in a GM ticket response today)\n\nDo you know how Illidan hurt his knee?\nIt's simple really...\nHe fel." + }, + { + "Question": "Icecrown Citadel was a pretty cool raid.", + "Answer": "Even thinking about it gives me the chills." + }, + { + "Question": "Why do Blood Elves tan so quickly?", + "Answer": "They use the Sun Well." + }, + { + "Question": "What is Bolvar doing lately?", + "Answer": "Just chillin." + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call 4 Mogu rolling down a hill?", + "Answer": "The Rolling Stones." + }, + { + "Question": "What is Taran Zhu's favorite cooking utensil?", + "Answer": "The Shado-Pan" + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call a vapid celebrity female night elf?", + "Answer": "Kim Darnassian" + }, + { + "Question": "Warlords of Draenor was an emotional expansion.", + "Answer": "Even the raids were in tiers." + }, + { + "Question": "Why do hunters never get married?", + "Answer": "Because they're always dis-engaging." + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call a kind warlock", + "Answer": "Affection lock" + }, + { + "Question": "Which dragon has the dream job?", + "Answer": "Ysera" + }, + { + "Question": "Healers are like artists", + "Answer": "No one appreciates them until they are dead" + }, + { + "Question": "What did Illidan say when one of his group mates' gear was broken?", + "Answer": "\"YOU ARE NOT REPAIRED!\"" + }, + { + "Question": "Why do bars hate rogues?", + "Answer": "Because they only want cheap shots." + }, + { + "Question": "What did the game tell the hunter when he dinged 40?", + "Answer": "You've got mail." + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call a Blood Elf who eats his vegetables?", + "Answer": "Kale'Thas" + }, + { + "Question": "Where do murlocs store their gold and treasure?", + "Answer": "At the River Bank!" + }, + { + "Question": "Why did the undead smell bad?", + "Answer": "He had no nose." + }, + { + "Question": "How did the Rogue one-shot Illidan?", + "Answer": "By using Preparation." + }, + { + "Question": "What's the first thing Illidan sees when he wakes up?", + "Answer": "NOTHING" + }, + { + "Question": "Why are all paladins so clean?", + "Answer": "...Because they are always taking Bubble baths!" + }, + { + "Question": "did you hear about the monk serial killer", + "Answer": "the murders were pre-meditated" + }, + { + "Question": "How much does a serving of Pandaren Cuisine weigh?", + "Answer": "About wonton." + }, + { + "Question": "What injury did Gul'Dan get from playing Tennis.", + "Answer": "Twisted Nethers." + }, + { + "Question": "A patch day joke...", + "Answer": "" + }, + { + "Question": "Yo mamma so fat....", + "Answer": "I tried to shadowstep her and I got a loading screen!" + }, + { + "Question": "What do you call it when the Argent Tournament catches on fire?", + "Answer": "Burning Crusade." + }, + { + "Question": "Why can you never take a good photo of a hunter?", + "Answer": "They are always out of focus" + }, + { + "Question": "How do impoverished Warriors get their weapons?", + "Answer": "They Rend-to-own." + }, + { + "Question": "What is Arthas' favorite camping snack?", + "Answer": "Frostsmores" + }, + { + "Question": "Why are warlocks faster after drinking vodka?", + "Answer": "Because it gives them a Burning Rush!" + }, + { + "Question": "How did the druid catch a fish?", + "Answer": "With his bear hands" + }, + { + "Question": "I really want the new Grove Warden moose mount...", + "Answer": "...you could say, I consider it a moost-have." + }, + { + "Question": "Heard about the time Millhouse Manastorm went to Blackrock Foundry to visit Oregorger?", + "Answer": "Me neither, but I've been assured there will be gnome ore puns." + }, + { + "Question": "So my new maid is a rogue...", + "Answer": "... And she keeps on using [Vanish](http://www.brockaghltd.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/31900_4.1405683094.jpg) even when I told her I prefer [Resolve](http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/81a1jTSQzbL._SY355_.jpg). I'm so fed up with her!" + }, + { + "Question": "What do fire elementals eat for breakfast?", + "Answer": "Ragnar-Os" + }, + { + "Question": "Why do mages share cane's?", + "Answer": "Because it's not his cane, it's R Cane!" + }, + { + "Question": "Why do sneaky rogues prefer leather armor?", + "Answer": "because it's made of hide" + }, + { + "Question": "What's it called when an animal spirit crashes your UI?", + "Answer": "A LOA error." + }, + { + "Question": "Man the 90s take so long", + "Answer": "" + }, + { + "Question": "What is Shadow-Lord Iskar's problem?", + "Answer": "Every time we get to him in Hellfire Citadel, he always seems to be in a Fowl mood." + }, + { + "Question": "Why are hunters bad at photography?", + "Answer": "They have no focus." + }, + { + "Question": "Why are paladins good at photography?", + "Answer": "They use the Light" + }, + { + "Question": "How did the paladins get clean?", + "Answer": "They had a bubble bath!" + }, + { + "Question": "You need to be careful of the trees in this game.", + "Answer": "Some of them are shady." + } +] \ No newline at end of file