>magicitems added

It's all working, though I'm not sure why it's also in the
config_example....

NadekoBot/Classes/JSONModels/Configuration.cs

@@ -12,6 +12,7 @@ namespace NadekoBot.Classes.JSONModels {
 
         [JsonIgnore]
         public List<Quote> Quotes { get; set; } = new List<Quote>();
+        public List<MagicItem> MagicItems { get; set; } = new List<MagicItem>();
 
         public List<string> RotatingStatuses { get; set; } = new List<string>();
         public CommandPrefixesModel CommandPrefixes { get; set; } = new CommandPrefixesModel();
@@ -118,4 +119,12 @@ namespace NadekoBot.Classes.JSONModels {
         public override string ToString() =>
             $"{Text}\n\t*-{Author}*";
     }
+    public class MagicItem
+    {
+        public string Name { get; set; }
+        public string Description { get; set; }
+
+        public override string ToString() =>
+            $"🌟**{Name}**\n\t*{Description}*";
+    }
 }

NadekoBot/Modules/Games.cs

@@ -92,6 +92,15 @@ namespace NadekoBot.Modules {
                         await e.Channel.SendMessage(msg);
                     });
 
+                cgb.CreateCommand(Prefix + "magicitem")
+                .Description("Draw a magic item randomly.")
+                .Do(async e =>
+                {
+                    await
+                             e.Channel.SendMessage(
+                                 NadekoBot.Config.MagicItems[new Random().Next(0, NadekoBot.Config.MagicItems.Count)].ToString());
+                });
+
                 cgb.CreateCommand(Prefix + "linux")
                     .Description("Prints a customizable Linux interjection")
                     .Parameter("gnu", ParameterType.Required)

NadekoBot/NadekoBot.cs

@@ -63,6 +63,7 @@ namespace NadekoBot
             {
                 Config = JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<Configuration>(File.ReadAllText("data/config.json"));
                 Config.Quotes = JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<List<Quote>>(File.ReadAllText("data/quotes.json"));
+                Config.MagicItems = JsonConvert.DeserializeObject<List<MagicItem>>(File.ReadAllText("data/magicitems.json"));
             }
             catch
             {

NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/config_example.json

@@ -2,6 +2,7 @@
   "DontJoinServers": false,
   "ForwardMessages": true,
   "IsRotatingStatus": false,
+  "MagicItems": [],
   "RotatingStatuses": [],
   "CommandPrefixes": {
     "Administration": ".",

NadekoBot/bin/Debug/data/magicitems.json

@@ -0,0 +1,435 @@
+[
+{ "Name":"Ace of Spades",
+	"Description":"An ace of spades from a standard
+	card deck. No matter where you store it on your body, you will always be
+	able to find it in your right sleeve afterwards."
+},
+{ "Name":"Arrow of Euarere",
+	"Description":"A silver arrow, suspended on a
+	string. It always points to the person holding the string."
+},
+{ "Name":"Amulet of Extra Amulet Slot",
+	"Description":"This amulet allows you to gain the
+	benefit from two magical amulets rather than one. It cannot be further
+	enchanted."
+},
+{ "Name":"Amulet of Feather Fall",
+	"Description":"When worn, this amulet turns into a
+	feather and falls to the ground."
+},
+{ "Name":"Anti-Matches",
+	"Description":"A box of matches. Striking one will
+	make it begin to drip water from the tip while the match shrivels away.
+	The amount of water a match releases is about enough to fill a
+	tablespoon."
+},
+{ "Name":"Artist's Bludgeon, The",
+	"Description":"Inanimate objects hit with this
+	bludgeon will receive no damage; they will however change color."
+},
+{ "Name":"Attentive Guardsman's Pike",
+	"Description":"These ornate and deadly-looking
+	ceremonial pikes are reach weapons and appear to weigh at least 20 lbs,
+	not counting the weight of the fluttering banners that can be unfurled
+	for parade use. Constructed of shadowstuff, they weigh one pound, and
+	inflict only a single point of damage on an attack, being almost entirely
+	for show, although they also have the unique property of remaining in
+	place when set (although unable to support more than 20 lbs), allowing a
+	'resting his eyes' guardsman to prop it up and leave it standing under
+	its own power, while his hand sags off of it."
+},
+{ "Name":"Attentive Guardsman's Tabard",
+	"Description":"A dozen of these tabards were
+	fashioned for palace guardsmen in the Empire of Sard, 250 miles from the
+	nearest enemy. The bearer is placed under a glamour that causes him to
+	appear alert and awake, even if his eyes are closed and he is snoring
+	lightly."
+},
+{ "Name":"Axe of Big Numbers",
+	"Description":"This axe shouts \"Big numbers
+	baby, come on!\" whenever it is swung, but always deals 1 damage or
+	less."
+},
+{ "Name":"Axe of Empathy",
+	"Description":"Every time you hit something with
+	this +5 greataxe, you get dealt an equal amount of damage. Both you and
+	the thing you hit are then healed the amount of damage dealt by the axe,
+	even if either are dead. The Axe hopes you have learned your lesson."
+},
+{ "Name":"Axe of Pain",
+	"Description":"The axe is always moaning and
+	groaning with pain."
+},
+{ "Name":"Baby Oil",
+	"Description":"An aphrodisiac made from the finest
+	mashed babies. Strangely unpopular in the upper planes, the judgmental
+	prudes."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bag of Faerie Gold",
+	"Description":"This sack appears to be full of gold
+	coins and jewels. When one attempts to spend them, however, the glamour
+	on them soon vanishes, revealing them to be nothing but leaves and
+	pebbles. Obviously, most shopkeepers will not be happy about this, and no
+	amount of 'we didn't know, I swear!' will change their mind."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bag of Holding",
+	"Description":"This item functions as a normal
+	backpack, however when attempting to retrieve an item, a calm female
+	voice tells them there is a wait time of 4d10 minutes before they can
+	retrieve their item (actual time is stated time plus 6d6 additional
+	minutes). During this wait, the bag plays either annoying muzak or advertisements
+	for the bag's creator's other products/services. Upon attempting to
+	retrieve an item, there is a chance that the wrong item is retrieved, or
+	that the intended item is simply missing. Obtaining the original item
+	requires an additional 4d10+6d6 minutes and has only a 5% chance of
+	success."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bag of Holding (Alternate)",
+	"Description":"This sack needs a hug!"
+},
+{ "Name":"Bag of Trading",
+	"Description":"You can take one thing out of the
+	bag for each object you put in the bag. However, you have no control over
+	what you get, and there are no trade-backs. Past research seems to imply
+	there's some sort of correlation to what gets you what, but it's
+	extremely convoluted and far from understood."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bag of Trick",
+	"Description":"This bag operates like a Bag of Tricks, except it only works once a week and produces a rat each time itis used."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bag of Unholding",
+	"Description":"Quite a large backpack but even the
+	smallest item doesn't fit."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bagpipe of Stealth",
+	"Description":"Grants the user invisibility as long as it is being played."
+},
+{ "Name":"Ball of Eyes",
+	"Description":"A snow-globe filled with miniature
+	eyeballs. When shaken, it grants the user a blurry, jittery vision of
+	some future event."
+},
+{ "Name":"Banana Walkie-Talkies",
+	"Description":"There exist two, and only two, of
+	these items in the world. One of which is possessed by a cranky and
+	lonely half-orc. It appears to be an innocuous wooden banana with a coat
+	of faded yellow paint. When an end (doesn't matter which one) is placed
+	against your ear, you can hear a ringing followed by a *click* and a
+	half-orc yelling at you for waking him up at this ungodly hour. If you
+	drop the banana or \"hang up,\" the call ends. If you stay and
+	listen, the half-orc will yell at you, call out obscenities, and start
+	going on about his daily problems and mishaps in his love life. Every so
+	often (2% chance/day), the banana will ring while you are sleeping and
+	the half-orc will want to talk to you about his problems."
+},
+{ "Name":"Barrel of Holding",
+	"Description":"This large wooden barrel measuring
+	√(12/π) feet in diameter and 5 feet in height can hold up to
+	15 cubic feet of matter."
+},
+{ "Name":"Beam Sword of Severed Nerves",
+	"Description":"A beam sword. It cannot cut anything
+	but nerve strings. Will pass through any other material leaving no harm."
+},
+{ "Name":"Belt of Pants",
+	"Description":"This belt creates illusory pants on
+	the wearer. The wearer can suppress the illusion at will"
+},
+{ "Name":"Belt of Tightening",
+	"Description":"Every time you put this belt on, all
+	of your clothes permanently shrink a fraction of a millimeter. The effect
+	is compound."
+},
+{ "Name":"Belt of Unbathed Breath",
+	"Description":"When worn around the waist, allows
+	the user to breathe underwater. Does not function when wet."
+},
+{ "Name":"Boogie Skeleton",
+	"Description":"This pile of bones is small, such as
+	one that might be obtained from a bird or a toad, though it can look as
+	though it came from any creature. When a song is sung or played in the
+	vicinity of the skeleton, it begins to dance appropriately. As soon as
+	the music stops, it collapses into the pile of bones again. The skeleton,
+	when dancing, can be no larger than Diminutive."
+},
+{ "Name":"Book of Canon",
+	"Description":"A book that automatically transforms
+	into a copy of the sacred text of any religion, translated into the
+	language the user is most familiar with."
+},
+{ "Name":"Book of Confusion",
+	"Description":"The letters in this book always
+	appear to be upside down, even if viewed from different directions at the
+	same time. The book is a bad novel about zombies."
+},
+{ "Name":"Book of Curses",
+	"Description":"When opened, the book verbally
+	berates anyone in the immediate vicinity, calling into question their
+	combat ability, intellect, personal hygiene, lineage and profession of
+	their mothers, and other delightful insults. Once closed the book
+	continues shouting (although it is muffled) until placed inside a bag or
+	some other similar container for 1d4+1 minutes and ignored. Replying to
+	the book in any other way causes the insults to get louder and more
+	childish the more time you spend replying to it."
+},
+{ "Name":"Book of Exalted Deeds",
+	"Description":"Contains a listing of some of the
+	finest houses ever sold and the specifics of the titles to the
+	properties."
+},
+{ "Name":"Boots of Levitation",
+	"Description":"These boots levitate a few inches
+	off the ground when not worn."
+},
+{ "Name":"Boots of Stylishness",
+	"Description":"Knee high black boots that are
+	always clean and shiny. They never take in water, thus feet are always
+	dry."
+},
+{ "Name":"Boots of Walking",
+	"Description":"The wearer of the boots cannot run,
+	nor can he take a double move action, and takes a -5 to Tumble checks.
+	These boots are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bottle of Air",
+	"Description":"It's a bottle. Full of air.
+	Congratulations."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bottomless Beer Mug",
+	"Description":"Any liquid poured into this mug
+	treats the bottom as incorporeal, but solid objects don't"
+},
+{ "Name":"Bowl of Comfortable Warmth",
+	"Description":"Any liquid in the bowl will feel
+	comfortably warm, so icy cold water will feel like it's a bit over room
+	temperature. Do note, however, that it's still icy cold water, it just
+	feels warmer."
+},
+{ "Name":"Box of Mild Interest",
+	"Description":"If this box is held in two hands and
+	shaken, taking a standard action, it may generate an effect (all spell
+	effects are CL 3). Roll 1d20.
+1: Hold Person on the user
+2: Hold Person on the closest
+	non-using creature
+3: Dancing Lights as desired by the
+	holder
+4: Sleep on the holder
+5: Sleep on a creature of the
+	holder’s choice
+6: Holder takes 1 force damage, no
+	save
+7-20: No effect"
+},
+{ "Name":"Breastplate of Secret Detection",
+	"Description":"If the wearer of this breastplate
+	gains a piece of information that is somehow connected to the concealment
+	of a hidden conspiracy or plot, a live and still wet red herring forms on
+	the inside of the armor."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bullying Gloves",
+	"Description":"At random intervals, these gloves
+	instil the wearer with a near-irresistible urge to hit themselves."
+},
+{ "Name":"Bunyan’s Belt",
+	"Description":"When worn, causes an enormous, bushy
+	black beard to appear on the wearer’s face."
+},
+{ "Name":"Cape of Resistance",
+	"Description":"When this item is placed on any
+	living thing it somehow manages to fall off, untie itself, slip past the
+	owner’s neck entirely, or otherwise avoid being worn."
+},
+{ "Name":"Case of the Litigator",
+	"Description":"Translates any document placed in
+	the case into legal jargon; non-reversible. Does not confer the ability
+	to understand legal jargon."
+},
+{ "Name":"Cat of Schrodinger",
+	"Description":"When this cat is not being observed
+	in any way it is both dead and alive. When something observes it, it
+	suddenly becomes either dead or alive with a 50% chance of either."
+},
+{ "Name":"Chair of Steadiness",
+	"Description":"This chair can be moved but cannot
+	be tipped over by anything less than a DC 35 Strength check."
+},
+{ "Name":"Charles",
+	"Description":"This small, unremarkable figurine of
+	a gnome refuses to be called anything but Charles. No other name will
+	leave the lips of the speaker. It has no other powers."
+},
+{ "Name":"Chime of Interruption",
+	"Description":"This instrument can be struck once
+	every round, which takes a standard action. On any round the chime is
+	activated the user may ready one action without spending an action to do
+	so."
+},
+{ "Name":"Chime of Opening",
+	"Description":"Commonly affixed to or near doors,
+	when pressed it emits a sound on the interior of the owner’s home to let
+	them know guests have arrived."
+},
+{ "Name":"Chime of Opening (Alternate)",
+	"Description":"When struck against a solid surface,
+	this chime emits a loud click, and opens along its length, to reveal a
+	tiny compartment adequate to conceal a single 'smoke' worth of pipeweed
+	or a blowgun needle. When the compartment is closed, it is seamless and
+	can be detected only with a DC 20 Search check. If hit with an instrument
+	such as a small mallet, it chimes."
+},
+{ "Name":"Cloak of Billowing",
+	"Description":"This black and silver cloak will
+	always billow dramatically behind the wearer, it has no other effects."
+},
+{ "Name":"Cloak of Displacement, Minor",
+	"Description":"This item appears to be a normal
+	cloak, but when worn by a character its magical properties distort and
+	warp reality. When any attack is made against the wearer the cloak has a
+	20% chance of falling off, no matter how it is secured."
+},
+{ "Name":"Compacting hammer",
+	"Description":"The force imparted by it is
+	multiplied, but is spread around the surface of a struck object facing
+	inward."
+},
+{ "Name":"Cymbal of Symbols",
+	"Description":"This musical instrument enables the
+	user to comprehend dead languages, but only while they are deafened by
+	noise."
+},
+{ "Name":"Dagger of Told Secrets",
+	"Description":"A simple-looking dagger. If used to
+	backstab someone to death, it will whisper your most embarrassing secret
+	to that person."
+},
+{ "Name":"Dagger of Untold Secrets",
+	"Description":"A simple looking dagger. If used to
+	backstab someone to death, it will whisper the most embarrassing secret
+	of that person to you."
+},
+{ "Name":"Decanter of Endless Sorrow",
+	"Description":"A pewter flask that produces
+	limitless alcohol when held to their lips by someone who is troubled. It
+	gets them drunk but they never feel any better."
+},
+{ "Name":"Diadem of Brothaurity",
+	"Description":"When wearing this headpiece, you are
+	as elegant and well-spoken as a famous diplomat or regent, but you can't
+	stop calling everyone bro."
+},
+{ "Name":"Enchanted Book of Collected Stories",
+	"Description":"Opening this will cause miniature
+	creatures/people to pour out and preform a chapter from the book much
+	like a theater."
+},
+{ "Name":"Fade to Black Belt",
+	"Description":"The wearer of this belt will be
+	unable to remember any sexual encounter begun while they were wearing the
+	belt."
+},
+{ "Name":"Focusing Ring",
+	"Description":"The digit on which this ring is worn
+	can be viewed in extremely high definition from a great distance."
+},
+{ "Name":"Gloves of Tinkering",
+	"Description":"Wearing the gloves will make you
+	able to almost repair any broken item. However, you will always end up
+	with pieces from the item that don't seem to fit anywhere."
+},
+{ "Name":"Greater Staff of Random Summoning",
+	"Description":"Summons a random creature at a
+	random place. You could be summoning a giant Ogre on the other side of
+	the globe for all you know."
+},
+{ "Name":"Hoarder's Wand",
+	"Description":"Does nothing but for some reason you
+	think it might be important later in your quest."
+},
+{ "Name":"Hood of Offensive Facades",
+	"Description":"This hood will change your identity
+	in the eyes of others to the appearance of the person they most
+	personally dislike."
+},
+{ "Name":"Hood Of Worrisome Facades",
+	"Description":"This hood will change your identity
+	in the eyes of others, however the identity used will be random."
+},
+{ "Name":"Indestructible Notebook of Memories",
+	"Description":"This otherwise normal notepad of
+	normal notepad size cannot be damaged or destroyed, and anything written
+	in it cannot be obscured or defaced. It also has unlimited pages despite
+	its finite size. However, the data it holds only lasts as long as the
+	writer independently remembers it, and decays in exact proportion to the
+	relevant memories. Remember who and when, but not where? Then the words
+	describing the location in that particular entry are the only ones gone."
+},
+{ "Name":"Intransigent Rod",
+	"Description":"When the button on this artifact is
+	pressed in, the holder's opinions solidify and they become impossible to
+	convince."
+},
+{ "Name":"Lunchbox of Delicious Unfulfillment",
+	"Description":"This lunchbox will hold whatever
+	food you desire. However you will never get full and the food will
+	deliver no nourishment."
+},
+{ "Name":"Mattress of Poverty, The",
+	"Description":"No matter how you fluff this
+	gorgeous, thick, mattress, you will always sleep on the thin part of it."
+},
+{ "Name":"Mug O' Dissatisfaction",
+	"Description":"A mug that always produces a
+	steaming hot cup of coffee or tea when tapped on the bottom. It conjures
+	the opposite of what the tapper prefers, so if you like tea you get
+	coffee and vice versa. Handing the full mug to another person will make
+	the drink in it transform to the opposite of that persons preferences."
+},
+{ "Name":"Murder Dagger",
+	"Description":"All damage it would deal is instead
+	replaced by the target being harassed by crows for that many hours."
+},
+{ "Name":"Needle Of Learned Compromise",
+	"Description":"This needle will create beautiful
+	tattoos of any design, however they hurt a tiny bit more. When used to
+	sew it is entirely normal."
+},
+{ "Name":"Portable Dark Tavern Corner",
+	"Description":"Consisting of two wooden boards
+	connected by a hinge, this artifact draws those nearby into assuming it
+	is a perfect spot to conduct seedy business."
+},
+{ "Name":"Ring of First Impression",
+	"Description":"Wearing the ring will make you able
+	to perform a perfect handshake with the hand wearing it."
+},
+{ "Name":"Sack of Hive Eggs",
+	"Description":"Crushing one of the numerous tiny
+	eggs will cause the thoughts of everybody in the proximity to merge.
+	Everybody can hear what you think and you can hear everybody."
+},
+{ "Name":"Shoes of the Restless Traveler",
+	"Description":"These shoes allow their user to run
+	for miles without feeling fatigue, but if they try to do anything else
+	with it (walk, sit down, jump), they will instantly trip"
+},
+{ "Name":"Sword of Parrying",
+	"Description":"Parries every attack, swinging it
+	yourself will force it to \"parry\" your opponents weapon/attack
+	even though he/she/it is defenseless."
+},
+{ "Name":"Vorpal Grindstone",
+	"Description":"It can \"sharpen\" any
+	object to become vorpal. Any object."
+},
+{ "Name":"Water Hat, The",
+	"Description":"A small red hat, when worn, causes
+	water to pour from the wearer's fingers at the speed and pressure of a
+	kitchen faucet at half power."
+},
+{ "Name":"Wineskin of the Eternal Primary",
+	"Description":"This wineskin never runs out of
+	water, but even the tiniest sip makes you have to go, like, super bad.
+	Right now."
+},
+]